Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Thank you from a real man



Goddess Elena forwarded me a thank you note from her real boyfriend for the $3,000 vacation gift I spent him last month for their European vacation.

I’ve got to thank you a million for the awesome trip .... We stayed in a hotel on the beach and just relaxed in the sun ..... It was just amazing. Being with her after all this time away was just incredible, if you know what I mean ;). The nights were so damn explosive we had to calm down because we were disturbing everyone. I think we went through so many packs of condoms I lost count. I can’t tell you how much we appreciated it. Elena told me while we were together what you were into. Maybe next time you might get to hear what the hotel neighbors were so upset about......

It makes me happy to have been of service. I appreciate the note but next time I just want him to save his used condoms for me.