Mistress Alice Humiliates Me From 3,600 Miles Away

While Mistress Alice was away, enjoying herself in Paris, I innocently went to a coffee shop in my neighborhood of Brooklyn to finish reading "The Secret History of Wonder Woman" on a quiet Saturday afternoon.

I checked in at the location on Life360, the app Mistress Alice uses to track my location at all times and it caught her attention, probably because this is a location where we had played once before.

Mistress Alice requested an update on what I was doing and where I was located and I sent the photo below, take from the couch where I was sitting.

Mistress Alice immediately ordered that I buy both their drinks, pat them on the back at the same time, congratulate them and then pee myself as I leave the bar.

I explained that the place, while it does serve alcohol, has much more of a coffee shop feel and that the two women didn't appear to be together.  

But I did what I could.  I could not bring myself to touch them unsolicited, but I went up to the bar next to them (to the right of the blonde) and awkwardly put a $20 bill on the bar and said, "Excuse me, here this is for your next drinks."  The blonde, who was looking at her phone, started to respond but I just said "Please" and walked away before she could respond.

I tried to pee as I walked out of the coffee shop but my bladder is shy and it was not until I was out on the sidewalk and paused that I could pee my jeans as I deserved.

I walked the few blocks back to my home in my visibly peed-in jeans with a large noticeable dark stain near the inseam.

Mistress Alice texted "We loved it!!" indicating not just her approval but that she had clearly shared my humiliation with others, presumably a real man she was enjoying the evening with in Paris.  I enioyed the feeling that with just a few quick texts Mistress Alice could control me from thousands of miles away.